He was messing with you, if that wasn't clear. You see, this AI already has a name. Several, actually.

==> Introduce yourself. And change POVs already, for fuck's sake.

Sure, you're trying to be more agreeable lately.

Your name is HAL "AR" STRIDER, and you are not only a SENTIENT SUPERCOMPUTER, but a GOD-ADJACENT SOUL-SPLINTER as well.

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