You're currently simply chilling on Earth C. Vibing, even.

... It's boring as hell.

Absolutely nothing is going on, and by fuck you are GOING to change that. It's only a matter of time before shit goes sideways somhow, so you might as well ensure it's controlled.

Are you pulling an Ult Dirk move? Little bit, maybe, but you're not nearly as much of a douche.

You're doing this the right way.

((EDIT: OH FUCK PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS????????? If you saw what was here before: no you didn't don't SAY A WORD.))